Astroturf

Everything's dead here

Covered with plastic

Everything's fluoro

Evergreen matter

Gotta stop grass growin'

Cover that wormhole

Gotta stop birds from

Shitting on my lawn

When it don't matter

Everything's better

Throw-away plates are

Better for business

Everything's easy

Better for the earth is AstroTurf

Six butterflies fluttered by

Looked horrified

'I just hatched from chrysalis

I've only hours, thirty-six

I need a mate to do my biz

And this is where I will die

Heartbreaking way to end

I will cry on AstroTurf'

Suitable texture, suitable color

Miniature forest, better than nature

Make me feel better knowing I won't go

Out on my lawn and see an animal

Everything's sterile, even infertile

Proud of my monster, never been straighter

Dog-shit heaven, it's better than the earth it's AstroTurf

Six butterflies fluttered by

Looked horrified

'I just hatched from chrysalis

I've only hours, thirty-six

I need a mate to do my biz

And this is where I will die

Heartbreaking way to end

I will cry on AstroTurf'

AstroTurfing, AstroTurfing

AstroTurfing, AstroTurf

AstroTurfing, AstroTurfing

AstroTurfing, AstroTurf

AstroTurfing, AstroTurfing

AstroTurfing, AstroTurf

AstroTurfing

Better than the earth it's AstroTurf

Six butterflies fluttered by

Looked horrified

'I just hatched from chrysalis

I've only hours, thirty-six

I need a mate to do my biz

And this is where I will die

Heartbreaking way to end

I will cry on AstroTurf'