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PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

Gila Monster

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PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

Anon, a giant monster roams

Creature of magic, not of home

He didst gobble each hag he found

Screams didst echo, a chilling sound

With every wiccan he will devour

He'll grow in strength, in size and power

Until one day upon his back

He'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack

With each meal Gila grows more

A biblical beast of ancient lore

With fire in belly, flames in eyes

The beast rise to the highest skies

So beware, ye witchеs fair

Lest thee be spied by dragon-glarе

It'll show not mercy, it is said

But devour thee and leave thee for dead (Woo!)

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila Monster!

Woo!

I'm the Gila, blood spiller, witch killer (Gila, Gila)

I'm the Gila, card dealer, fate sealer (Gila, Gila)

I'm the Gila, blood spiller, witch killer (Gila, Gila)

I'm the Gila, Godzilla, Guerilla

Diamondback climbing walls

Puncture wounds, torn and mauled

Raging monster, witch brawl

Backlash, battlecry, curveball

Pushed and probed to the edge

No sense of forgiveness

I'm the Gila, the blood spiller, the witch killer

I'm the Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila Monster!

Woo!

(Gila, Gila)

(Gila, Gila)

(Gila, Gila)

Turncoat projectile, idiot reptile

Born in the whirlwind ,feral wonderkind

Petty feline summoned anew

Once was slave, master of you

Abomination, hallucination

Revenging sinner, witches for dinner

I'm the Gila, the card dealer, the fate sealer

I'm the Gila

I'm the Gila, blood spiller, witch killer (Gila, Gila)

I'm the Gila, card dealer, fate sealer (Gila, Gila)

I'm the Gila, blood spiller, witch killer (Gila, Gila)

I'm the Gila, Godzilla, Guerilla

Growing immensely and vastly in size

Summoned from the wicca to their demise

Sprouting wings, demonic features

Horny for bloodlust, Lord of pagan creatures

Blacker than space, its eyes are distant suns, devouring its disciples

Like mischievous sons, in the forest of my mind

Runs a torrent of fire, the real me beneath the liar

Bide my time to don my crown

Tasered bull, gore the clown

Compared to me, a pulsar is a lighter flame

Compared to mine, their wicca is a mere child's game

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila, Gila, Gila

Gila Monster!

My eyes feel like they're made of light

Boötes void would be made bright

I will blind you in the hadal zone

Emperor of the abyss below

(Annihilation of planet earth and the beginning of merciless damnation)

Hmm, oh, regret, what a cloud of dread

With the cold hand of death ahead

Oh, desperation, what a mind killer

All hail, King Gila